throwback: lessons from zombieland

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES 

I WOULD WANT TO WATCH

WITH MY BOYMAN AND MANBOY 

FEW MONTHS AGO...

BUT SINCE I AM MILES AWAY THEN... 

THEY DECIDED TO WATCH THE MOVIE 

ugh--WITHOUT ME.

WHEN I CAME HOME FOR THE SEMBREAK, 

I SAW THE VCD(ZOMBIELAND movie) 

BEING RENTED...SO I DID (RENT) IT.

WE WATCHED THE MOVIE TOGETHER

-- FINALLY!

THE BOYMAN WAS A SPOILER AND 

I SO LOVE HIM FOR BEING

JUST THAT... HE KNEW EXACTLY 

WHAT SCENE WILL THE

RULES COME OUT...

(AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZED THEM)-

--HERE THEY ARE!

1. cardio 

(you have to be fit to be able to run away...)

2. double-tap 

(you have to be sure that its really dead...)

3. beware of bathrooms 

(they attack when/where you are most vulnerable...)

4. fasten seatbelt 

(oh well, you know those sudden brakes...)

7. travel light 

(coz you have to run and hide and run...)

16. limber-up 

(didnt work for the main character though...)

17. (don't) be a hero 

(depends on the circumstance...)

22. when in doubt, know your way out 

(almost always needed...)

31. check the backseat 

(to not to have the shock of all shocks...)

and--- 

32. ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS 

(awww, this one i heart...)