Thursday, November 30, 2017

throwback: lessons from zombieland

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES 
I WOULD WANT TO WATCH
WITH MY BOYMAN AND MANBOY 
FEW MONTHS AGO...
BUT SINCE I AM MILES AWAY THEN... 
THEY DECIDED TO WATCH THE MOVIE 
ugh--WITHOUT ME.

WHEN I CAME HOME FOR THE SEMBREAK, 
I SAW THE VCD(ZOMBIELAND movie) 
BEING RENTED...SO I DID (RENT) IT.
WE WATCHED THE MOVIE TOGETHER
-- FINALLY!

THE BOYMAN WAS A SPOILER AND 
I SO LOVE HIM FOR BEING
JUST THAT... HE KNEW EXACTLY 
WHAT SCENE WILL THE
RULES COME OUT...
(AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZED THEM)-

--HERE THEY ARE!
1. cardio 
(you have to be fit to be able to run away...)
2. double-tap 
(you have to be sure that its really dead...)
3. beware of bathrooms 
(they attack when/where you are most vulnerable...)
4. fasten seatbelt 
(oh well, you know those sudden brakes...)
7. travel light 
(coz you have to run and hide and run...)
16. limber-up 
(didnt work for the main character though...)
17. (don't) be a hero 
(depends on the circumstance...)
22. when in doubt, know your way out 
(almost always needed...)
31. check the backseat 
(to not to have the shock of all shocks...)

and--- 

32. ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS 
(awww, this one i heart...)