THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES
I WOULD WANT TO WATCH
WITH MY BOYMAN AND MANBOY
FEW MONTHS AGO...
BUT SINCE I AM MILES AWAY THEN...
THEY DECIDED TO WATCH THE MOVIE
ugh--WITHOUT ME.
WHEN I CAME HOME FOR THE SEMBREAK,
I SAW THE VCD(ZOMBIELAND movie)
BEING RENTED...SO I DID (RENT) IT.
WE WATCHED THE MOVIE TOGETHER
-- FINALLY!
THE BOYMAN WAS A SPOILER AND
I SO LOVE HIM FOR BEING
JUST THAT... HE KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT SCENE WILL THE
RULES COME OUT...
(AND SOMEHOW MEMORIZED THEM)-
--HERE THEY ARE!
1. cardio
(you have to be fit to be able to run away...)
2. double-tap
(you have to be sure that its really dead...)
3. beware of bathrooms
(they attack when/where you are most vulnerable...)
4. fasten seatbelt
(oh well, you know those sudden brakes...)
7. travel light
(coz you have to run and hide and run...)
16. limber-up
(didnt work for the main character though...)
17. (don't) be a hero
(depends on the circumstance...)
22. when in doubt, know your way out
(almost always needed...)
31. check the backseat
(to not to have the shock of all shocks...)
and---
32. ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS
(awww, this one i heart...)
