Thursday, May 17, 2012

"What if Jonah went to hell?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible 
for a whale to swallow a human 
because even though it was a very large mammal 
its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that 
a whale could not swallow a human; 
it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, 
"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[another funny yet profound spam]

1 comment:

Lawstude said...

haha. pilyang bata.