"What if Jonah went to hell?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible 

for a whale to swallow a human 

because even though it was a very large mammal 

its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that 

a whale could not swallow a human; 

it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 

"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, 

"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[another funny yet profound spam]